In case you don’t know me, I’m a predominantly white, heterosexual, cisgender woman. Boring, I know.

I was 22 when I moved to NYC in early 2013. Dating apps were hot, and I was soon hooked.

Sick of relaying every romantic update to every individual friend, I started a BCC email thread so I could efficiently inform everyone about who I was texting, dating, fucking, and/or crying over.

Enjoy?