I went out with Coloring Boy four times (coloring book and drinks, food/drinks/ice cream, Smorgasburg and more coloring, Videology), and then ended it. He was extremely complimentary, but not so much complementary. He seemed to like everything about me (which is very nice and smart of him), and yet I couldn’t specify anything about him that I really like. Plus, he’s 29 and looking for a relationship, so I especially didn’t want to waste any more of his time.


In other news:

I got drinks with a newbie last Saturday. He was cute and cool, but I haven’t heard from him, and am okay with that.

I finally hung out with Forbidden Client last Saturday night, along with his friend that we ran into. He’s great, but I don’t think I need to devote any more of my effort to this lost cause. It’s nice to have more friends.

I’m excited to see what summer might bring! #OTL



This is what’s happened in the past month and a half:

  • I went on a date with a long-haired British boy. He was nice and cool, but I don’t think either of us are upset that he never texted.
  • About a month ago, I slept over at The Comedian’s for the first time, because we were drunk (also a first, actually)—so that’s back.
  • I got drinks with an overly aggressive and therefore creepy guy who I’m glad I never have to see again. All I can think when I recall that date is “blech.” (I might be making it sound worse than it was.)
  • I went out with a very nice boy last week who brought a coloring book to the date! #DTC (I brought the colored pencils.) Then we got drunk and made out. We’re getting ice cream tonight.
  • I saw The Comedian again on Saturday night, and he referred to it as a date which is kind of confusing me. We went out for drinks (we don’t normally do this), and then he slept over at my place (also not normal). I don’t fully understand why we’re suddenly going out and sleeping over, but whatever. We are definitely not dating—I know that.
  • I have a first date on Thursday and potentially one on Sunday and I’m excited about neither!
  • I’m still majorly crushing on the forbidden not-my-actual-client, and we now live 2 blocks away from each other, but he is moving to SF soon… so, yea. I can’t tell if he’s super nice and weirdly touchy with EVERYONE, or if he likes me—but I’ll assume the former.
  • My latest dream is to meet a beautiful earth-friendly man at the Park Slope Food Coop, of which I’m now a member. That, or finally convincing fellow owner/worker/shopper Jake Gyllenhaal that we are meant to be.