If you didn’t hear already, Bartender obviously ghosted. #storyofmylife But also, whatever—he moves in like 2 weeks, and his cigarette smoke burned my eyes.

Since then, I’ve been on two dates with a Bumble boy who works for an elevator company. Elevator Boy is cute and fun to hang out with, but I don’t feel more-than-friends chemistry, so I don’t think I should let a third date happen.

Hinge, Bumble, and The League all mysteriously ended up on my phone again… Weird, right?? (Actually, I should really delete The League. It’s simply the worst.)

P.S. For those of you who’ve been on this list since the beginning, I hope I’ve made the last year of your life all the more entertaining with my charming tales of my not-so-charming dalliances. #happybelatedanniversary #besos