“I hope not sporadically”

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I get SO excited every time I see one of your email updates in my inbox. I truly look forward to them. Your writing is phenomenal and I also feel invested because I love you and want the best for you. You are the millennial version of Carrie Bradshaw and I am here for IT (and you). Xo